The Zodiac Signs In 10 Years

thatwanderingalien:

Aries: in prison

Taurus: that soccer mom/dad

Gemini: living the dream

Cancer: nurse

Leo: Insta famous but low-key broke

Virgo: President

Libra: Rehab

Scorpio: Mental Asylum

Sagittarius: Getting married (again)

Capricorn: In love

Aquarius: Pregnant

Pisces: Drug Dealer

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imawalkingtravestyy:

i just want all my secrets back, i don’t want anyone to know anything about me anymore 

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astrolocherry:

a lot of aquarius hesitation can be caused by the fear of reality failing to meet expectation, and they tend to lack a lot of trust in their own heart and its ability to conceive things clearly. a mutual and loving relationship is inherent to all signs, but aquarians can still run away from this ‘fantastical’ thing they want. it can be deeply puzzling because aquarius hold such faith in the possibilities of the universe and the potential of humanity, but something like love, a relationship, or partnership that most people find seems out of their reach or like an overly-fantastical dream 

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justanotherwaterbearer:

Aquarians as lovers (based on other Aquarius people I know)

  • Timid and shy but can be dominant as fuck
  • Often use terrible puns as flirting (terrible at flirting but they’re doing their best)
  • Good kisser but does not realize that
  • Literally won’t hesitate to cross the seven seas and The Milky Way to get to you
  • “Why need sleep when you can stay up 78 hours for the love of your life”
  • PROTECTIVE
  • Spoils you with anything
  • Often lets you decide when to have sex because they don’t want to feel like the ‘thirsty creep’ (in other words, they don’t want to make you feel uncomfortable)
  • Can be your literal best friend
  • Respects you and your body despite your gender, weight, height and skin color
  • Turns into a comedian when they’re only with you because they’re comfortable being with you
  • WILL fart and burp at you 24/7
  • Daddy/Mommy material but see themselves at dumpsters
  • Think about you more than they think about themselves
  • They’re not really into love but once they have their eyes on you, you can consider yourself as extremely lucky
  • Trusts you as much as they trust their close friends/parents/siblings/pets
  • Hot. Mess.
  • Sturbborn and PETTY enough to not apologize after a fight but will eventually do because they love you so much
  • Has the balls to take a blame and apologize even when they’re not wrong
  • Secretly wants you to take pics of them off guard with cute captions but does not ask for it
  • L O Y A L A S F
  • Never lies to you (the only time they lie to you is when they stole your snacks or leftovers in the fridge)
  • Will treat you the way you deserve to be treated because they don’t want you to feel unwanted just like how they felt in their past
  • Vulnerable and weak once they grief over the loss of someone (loved one, friend, pet or favorite celebrity) and will hug you and weap until they fall asleep
  • “I’m new to this but we can give it a shot”
  • OH BOI THEY CAN WRECK YOU SO BAD IN BED YOULL HAVE PROBLEMS WALKING THE NEXT MORNING
  • Very chill but can be intensely angry too
  • Buys stuff for you before they buy stuff for themselves
  • “OKAY DAMN CHILLLL”
  • If they like dogs or cats, be warned that they will send you tons of pictures of dogs or cats
  • Slaps your ass a lot
  • Thinks that their smile is ugly but still smiles with you anyway
  • Lets you do whatever you want with your life, even if you plan to leave them, they won’t force you to stay
  • “I miss you” “we literally saw each other like 6 seconds ago”


If you have an Aquarius in your life or you’re dating one, never let go of them! They’re different but special🐋✨

november lessons

astrologyqueenn:

aries: think before you react, you may not be seeing the whole story. people aren’t always cruel and out to get you. you need to see all sides before developing an opinion.

taurus: breathe and let love in. don’t stay guarded when things feel right. you need to be open to loving and being loved.

gemini: don’t stay in your bubble, branch out. there are endless amounts of people who would love to get to know you if you just stretched outside of your comfort zone. 

cancer: be yourself, unapologetically. you don’t have to change yourself in order for people to love you, or feel like you have to fake a version of yourself in order to be loved.

leo: don’t make yourself feel worse than you have to. things may not be going right, but don’t make yourself endlessly worry. you can’t stop things from happening, but you have control over how you handle them. 

virgo: don’t be so secretive about the things going on in your head. more people care than you think.

libra: watch out for yourself. things aren’t always as they seem and you can’t trust people so easily, especially when your gut is telling you  that something is off.

scorpio: don’t let others water you down. you are intense and passionate in the most magical of ways, it would be a shame to let other people take that from you.

sagittarius: be cautious. don’t make decisions too quickly, make sure you are thinking things through before jumping into something that could change your whole life.

capricorn: embrace change and let the negativity of the past go. you don’t have to live in it forever. 

aquarius: the more you think, the more your mind wanders into places it shouldn’t. remember to take a deep breath and get out of your head when you find yourself wandering too far. 

pisces: if you don’t have hope, you have nothing. don’t ever lose the fire that kept you going in the first place. it will get better. 

lohver:

i think it’s important to realize that no matter how good you are to people, it won’t make them good to you.

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belljargirl:

i love ignoring things….. people…. problems …. responsibilities……feelings…..

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jodiefoster:

really exhausted. I’m so tired.

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kxowledge:

“We grow. It hurts at first.”

Sylvia Plath, from The Collected Poems; “Witch Burning,c. October 1961
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The Signs as Random Text Memes

ruinedspell:

Capricorn, Leo, Gemini:

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Taurus, Scorpio, Aries:

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Virgo, Sagittarius, Aquarius:

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Pisces, Cancer, Libra:

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